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I would lift, but then again I'm just as lazy as any house cat. There's no point to getting out and going to the gym because who cares about fitness. Your care level is just above the same level as the laziest cat in the world, and that means you ain't going anywhere but the couch (or bathroom). So, get some popcorn because you're going to be marathoning your favorite show.

Get drunk on cats this fourth of July underneath the fireworks. Show your patriotic purrride with this America themed cat mug.

Petting all those cats certainly burn calories, therefore it only makes logical sense that if you pet cats you get abs! Show off your cat love and fitness humor with this "Pet Cats Get Abs" design! Perfect for a cat lady, lazy fitness, cat lover, workout humor, and petting cats!

This cat mug is perfect for all fat cat and food lovers with this kawaii chubby cat dreaming of junk food like pizza, donuts and french fries. This food mug is perfect for fans of food , tubby cats, cat art, cat lover gifts and cat mugs.

This cat shirt is perfect for all fat cat and food lovers with this kawaii chubby cat dreaming of junk food like pizza, donuts and french fries. This food shirt is perfect for fans of food , tubby cats, cat art, cat lover gifts and cat shirts.

My level of fitness is cat, which means I'm lazy. I don't like to go to the gym, I just like to eat, lay around and take a lot of naps. Skip the gym and be a lazy cat in this , lazy cat shirt.