All Tees and Tanks On Sale for just $16.99!
FREE SHIPPING On U.S. Orders over $50! | FREE EXCHANGES & RETURNS
X

{{flyoutData.latestItem.title}}

${{flyoutData.latestItem.discounts.price}}${{flyoutData.latestItem.discounts.bogo_price}}
${{flyoutData.latestItem.price}}Style: {{flyoutData.latestItem.inventory_description}}Size: {{flyoutData.latestItem.size.description}}Color: {{flyoutData.latestItem.color}}Quantity: 1
1 item was added to your cart. Checkout

Couch Potato Tank Tops + Running

Browse our collection of 17 Couch Potato Tank Tops and more. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Trending Designs
About this Design I would lift, but then again I'm just as lazy as any house cat. There's no point to getting out and going to the gym because who cares about fitness. Your care level is just above the same level as the laziest cat in the world, and that means you ain't going anywhere but the couch (or bathroom). So, get some popcorn because you're going to be marathoning your favorite show.
Related Topics
Lazy Cat Lifting Team Tank Top
Lazy Cat Lifting Team Tank Top
I would lift, but then again I'm just as lazy as any house cat. There's no point to getting out and going to the gym because who cares about fitness. Your care level is just above the same level as the laziest cat in the world, and that means you ain't going anywhere but the couch (or bathroom). So, get some popcorn because you're going to be marathoning your favorite show.
About this Design Ready yourself fellow Hunter. Your Destiny awaits you, if you think your going to last long in the golden age on your own without a little practice your mistaken friend! Thankfully your a relatively active individual who's prepared to kick ass and take names.
Related Topics
Training To Be A Hunter Tank Top
Training To Be A Hunter Tank Top
Ready yourself fellow Hunter. Your Destiny awaits you, if you think your going to last long in the golden age on your own without a little practice your mistaken friend! Thankfully your a relatively active individual who's prepared to kick ass and take names.
About this Design I understand going for a run is good and I should probably run more often but you see, the couch, the computer and my cozy blankets around me are all right here, and my running shoes, and shorts are all the way over there.
Related Topics
I'd Go For a Run But My Shoes Are Over There And I'm Right Here Tank Top
I'd Go For a Run But My Shoes Are Over There And I'm Right Here Tank Top
I understand going for a run is good and I should probably run more often but you see, the couch, the computer and my cozy blankets around me are all right here, and my running shoes, and shorts are all the way over there.
About this Design This marathon shirt will get you on the couch and marathoning television shows in no time, because laziness is a virtue. 26.2 hour spent watching Netflix is a real goal to strive for. This lazy t shirt is great for fans of naps, sleeping, tv, Netflix, marathons, laziness and binge watching tv shows.
Related Topics
26.2 Hours Spent Watching Netflix Tank Top
26.2 Hours Spent Watching Netflix Tank Top
This marathon shirt will get you on the couch and marathoning television shows in no time, because laziness is a virtue. 26.2 hour spent watching Netflix is a real goal to strive for. This lazy t shirt is great for fans of naps, sleeping, tv, Netflix, marathons, laziness and binge watching tv shows.
About this Design This self deprecating gym shirt features the words "I'm in shape, unfortunately that shape is a potato" and is perfect for people who love to hate working out, going to the gym, running on the treadmill, hitting the elliptical, doing crossfit, burpeees, squats, lunges, and pursuing your fitness goals!
Related Topics
In Shape Potato Tank Top
In Shape Potato Tank Top
This self deprecating gym shirt features the words "I'm in shape, unfortunately that shape is a potato" and is perfect for people who love to hate working out, going to the gym, running on the treadmill, hitting the elliptical, doing crossfit, burpeees, squats, lunges, and pursuing your fitness goals!



Best Selling Designs
About this Design Don't get discouraged- slow going is better than no going. Just pace yourself, and remember that you're lapping the hell out of everybody still on the couch.
Related Topics
I'd Rather Finish Last Than Never Start Tank Top
I'd Rather Finish Last Than Never Start Tank Top
Don't get discouraged- slow going is better than no going. Just pace yourself, and remember that you're lapping the hell out of everybody still on the couch.
About this Design If you're training for a marathon you get bragging rights, even if it's a Netflix marathon! Get some laughs and stay lazy with this design for netflix marathoners!
Related Topics
Training for a Marathon (On Netflix) Tank Top
Training for a Marathon (On Netflix) Tank Top
If you're training for a marathon you get bragging rights, even if it's a Netflix marathon! Get some laughs and stay lazy with this design for netflix marathoners!
About this Design Here's a tidbit of fitsporation to get you through that workout: No matter how slow you go, you're still beating everyone on the couch. So keep your eye on the goal, keep running, stay at the gym and learn to be fitness smart.
Related Topics
No Matter How Slow Tank Top
No Matter How Slow Tank Top
Here's a tidbit of fitsporation to get you through that workout: No matter how slow you go, you're still beating everyone on the couch. So keep your eye on the goal, keep running, stay at the gym and learn to be fitness smart.
About this Design Here's a tidbit of fitsporation to get you through that workout: No matter how slow you go, you're still beating everyone on the couch. So keep your eye on the goal, keep running, stay at the gym and learn to be fitness smart.
Related Topics
No Matter How Slow Tank Top
No Matter How Slow Tank Top
Here's a tidbit of fitsporation to get you through that workout: No matter how slow you go, you're still beating everyone on the couch. So keep your eye on the goal, keep running, stay at the gym and learn to be fitness smart.
About this Design REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
Related Topics
I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) Tank Top
I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) Tank Top
REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.



Newest Designs
About this Design A marathon is 26.2 miles of running, and requires a lot of rigorous training by the athletes who participate in it, but who needs to run 26.2 miles when there are plenty of other ways to travel that don't involve running? A netflix marathon doesn't require nearly as much training, but definitely just as much commitment. Commitment to chilling out on the couch! Get your lazy on with this anti-running shirt.
Related Topics
Training for 26.2 (Consecutive Hours Of Netflix Watching) Tank Top
Training for 26.2 (Consecutive Hours Of Netflix Watching) Tank Top
A marathon is 26.2 miles of running, and requires a lot of rigorous training by the athletes who participate in it, but who needs to run 26.2 miles when there are plenty of other ways to travel that don't involve running? A netflix marathon doesn't require nearly as much training, but definitely just as much commitment. Commitment to chilling out on the couch! Get your lazy on with this anti-running shirt.
About this Design I would run, but then again I'm just as lazy as any house cat. There's no point to getting out and running because who cares about fitness. Your care level is just above the same level as the laziest cat in the world, and that means you ain't going anywhere but the couch (or bathroom). So, get some popcorn and you're Lazy Cat Shirt out, because you're going to be marathoning your favorite show.
Related Topics
Lazy Cat Running Team Tank Top
Lazy Cat Running Team Tank Top
I would run, but then again I'm just as lazy as any house cat. There's no point to getting out and running because who cares about fitness. Your care level is just above the same level as the laziest cat in the world, and that means you ain't going anywhere but the couch (or bathroom). So, get some popcorn and you're Lazy Cat Shirt out, because you're going to be marathoning your favorite show.
About this Design When we're kids all we are taught is that we shouldn't run with scissors. Which you still hold dearest to your heart, you never run and you never run with scissors. You haven't lied to your teachers since then, so you can't be called a liar. Sit back on the couch, eat some pizza and watch some netflix. Possibly cut out some fitness models from magazines, just to keep your scissor hand in tip top shape.
Related Topics
I Never Run With Scissors Tank Top
I Never Run With Scissors Tank Top
When we're kids all we are taught is that we shouldn't run with scissors. Which you still hold dearest to your heart, you never run and you never run with scissors. You haven't lied to your teachers since then, so you can't be called a liar. Sit back on the couch, eat some pizza and watch some netflix. Possibly cut out some fitness models from magazines, just to keep your scissor hand in tip top shape.
About this Design Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.
Related Topics
I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Tank Top
I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Tank Top
Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.
About this Design Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
Related Topics
I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Tank Top
I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Tank Top
Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
;