Hide And Seek

Hide your lazy fitness pains and soreness with this "I'm Not Crying This Is Just Sweat" fitness design! Perfect for when you're getting fit, working out, gym , gym humor, lazy , and getting swole and sore all at once!

I can't workout because the Negaverse will steal my energy. Sorry, not today. This Sailor Scout is going to stay home and play the new Sailor V video game, because you just cannot trust that Queen Beryl. She's got Negascum hiding everywhere and I just can't risk it so this magical girl is gonna be lazy instead.

I run, and then I run and hide like cat runs away from a bath because I hate doing cardio. Just like a lazy cat, I hate physical activity, especially cardio.

Run like Gandalf just told you to. Who are you, mere mortal, to argue with the great wizard, Gandalf the Grey? If you want to survive to make it to Mordor, you'd better run fast and train hard. Seek out your fellow Lord of the Rings nerd while you're training at the gym with this geeky fitness fandom shirt.