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Best Selling I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles + Nerds

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About this Design REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
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I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) T-Shirt
I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) T-Shirt
REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
About this Design No one likes running and it's about time everyone admits that. UNLESS IT'S TO CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK. Show off your un-athletic side with this lazy fitness design and get that ice cream!
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The Only Running I Do Is After The Ice Cream Truck T-Shirt
The Only Running I Do Is After The Ice Cream Truck T-Shirt
No one likes running and it's about time everyone admits that. UNLESS IT'S TO CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK. Show off your un-athletic side with this lazy fitness design and get that ice cream!
About this Design Are you a big Star Wars fan? Do you train and lift so hard you can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? You must be the Han Solo of running and fitness!
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I Train So Hard I Can Make The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs T-Shirt
I Train So Hard I Can Make The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs T-Shirt
Are you a big Star Wars fan? Do you train and lift so hard you can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? You must be the Han Solo of running and fitness!
About this Design I'm a proud member of the Starfleet Red Shirt running team. Where the motto is we probably won't make it but darn it we'll try anyway. Where would the blue and gold shirts be without us. Show some nerdy nostalgic humor in this nerdy fitness tank.
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Red Shirt Running Team T-Shirt
Red Shirt Running Team T-Shirt
I'm a proud member of the Starfleet Red Shirt running team. Where the motto is we probably won't make it but darn it we'll try anyway. Where would the blue and gold shirts be without us. Show some nerdy nostalgic humor in this nerdy fitness tank.
About this Design Run like dinosaurs are trying to eat you with this jurassic running team shirt perfect for reliving 90s nostalgia of being chased by dinosaurs on an island built by crazy scientists trying to play god! Nothing motivates running better than the prospect of being viciously eaten by a t rex.
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Jurassic Running Team T-Shirt
Jurassic Running Team T-Shirt
Run like dinosaurs are trying to eat you with this jurassic running team shirt perfect for reliving 90s nostalgia of being chased by dinosaurs on an island built by crazy scientists trying to play god! Nothing motivates running better than the prospect of being viciously eaten by a t rex.
About this Design I'm a weeaboo, I read manga, eat ramen and basically run on anime! So when I run I run fast with my arms flung back, just like they do in anime! Show off your mad weeaboo, anime running skills with these and nerdy, anime running team socks!
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Anime Running Team Sock
Anime Running Team Sock
I'm a weeaboo, I read manga, eat ramen and basically run on anime! So when I run I run fast with my arms flung back, just like they do in anime! Show off your mad weeaboo, anime running skills with these and nerdy, anime running team socks!
About this Design Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father, run for your children, for your sisters and brothers! Perfect workout gear for Hunger Games fans!
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Run Fast T-Shirt
Run Fast T-Shirt
Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father, run for your children, for your sisters and brothers! Perfect workout gear for Hunger Games fans!
About this Design Lots of people like to listen to audiobooks while they work out, so get your nerd on at the gym or while running around the block with this cute audiophile running t shirt! Audiobooks are just as good as paper books, and anyone who doesn't think so needs to run on out of your life!
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Reading & Running T-Shirt
Reading & Running T-Shirt
Lots of people like to listen to audiobooks while they work out, so get your nerd on at the gym or while running around the block with this cute audiophile running t shirt! Audiobooks are just as good as paper books, and anyone who doesn't think so needs to run on out of your life!
About this Design Member of the Los Santos Running Team, we've heisted so many cars and committed countless other felonies, but we're still free 'cuz we're faster than the cops. Run like the cops are chasing you, for real.
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Los Santos Running Team T-Shirt
Los Santos Running Team T-Shirt
Member of the Los Santos Running Team, we've heisted so many cars and committed countless other felonies, but we're still free 'cuz we're faster than the cops. Run like the cops are chasing you, for real.
About this Design If you find yourself hitchhiking across the galaxy you've got to be fit in order to survive all the dangerous things out there. Earth might be mostly harmless, but Vogons are very much not. hit the gym and workout hard so you can be ready to fun like vogons are chasing you.
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Run Like Vogons Are Chasing You T-Shirt
Run Like Vogons Are Chasing You T-Shirt
If you find yourself hitchhiking across the galaxy you've got to be fit in order to survive all the dangerous things out there. Earth might be mostly harmless, but Vogons are very much not. hit the gym and workout hard so you can be ready to fun like vogons are chasing you.
About this Design Restore your stamina with this BOTW inspired, nerd fitness design featuring the text "I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty" for when you're feeling lazy and nerdy! Perfect for BOTW fans, nerd fitness, lazy quotes, and lazy !
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I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty T-Shirt
I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty T-Shirt
Restore your stamina with this BOTW inspired, nerd fitness design featuring the text "I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty" for when you're feeling lazy and nerdy! Perfect for BOTW fans, nerd fitness, lazy quotes, and lazy !
About this Design Restore your stamina with this BOTW inspired, nerd fitness design featuring the text "I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty" for when you're feeling lazy and nerdy! Perfect for BOTW fans, nerd fitness, lazy quotes, and lazy !
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I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty T-Shirt
I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty T-Shirt
Restore your stamina with this BOTW inspired, nerd fitness design featuring the text "I Would Run But My Stamina Gauge Is Empty" for when you're feeling lazy and nerdy! Perfect for BOTW fans, nerd fitness, lazy quotes, and lazy !
About this Design Run like the Winchesters are in front of you and Crowley is behind you. I don't know what you've done to piss off Crowley, but you'd better team up with Sam and Dean real fast if you plan on staying alive.
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Run Like The Winchesters T-Shirt
Run Like The Winchesters T-Shirt
Run like the Winchesters are in front of you and Crowley is behind you. I don't know what you've done to piss off Crowley, but you'd better team up with Sam and Dean real fast if you plan on staying alive.
About this Design Run like the Winchesters are in front of you and Crowley is behind you. I don't know what you've done to piss off Crowley, but you'd better team up with Sam and Dean real fast if you plan on staying alive.
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Run Like The Winchesters T-Shirt
Run Like The Winchesters T-Shirt
Run like the Winchesters are in front of you and Crowley is behind you. I don't know what you've done to piss off Crowley, but you'd better team up with Sam and Dean real fast if you plan on staying alive.
About this Design Don't just run, run like you've got to get to King Kai's place. Cardio is no when you got to save a planet from Frieza, so when you're at the gym train hard and show off your nerd pride with this design that says "snake way running team".
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Snake Way Running Team T-Shirt
Snake Way Running Team T-Shirt
Don't just run, run like you've got to get to King Kai's place. Cardio is no when you got to save a planet from Frieza, so when you're at the gym train hard and show off your nerd pride with this design that says "snake way running team".
About this Design Chocobo Running Team! A healthy young Chocobo can run over 20 MPH. As you pass all of the other runners out there, they will only hear "Kweh, Kweh, Kweh" as you leave them in the dust!
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Chocobo Running Team Kweh! T-Shirt
Chocobo Running Team Kweh! T-Shirt
Chocobo Running Team! A healthy young Chocobo can run over 20 MPH. As you pass all of the other runners out there, they will only hear "Kweh, Kweh, Kweh" as you leave them in the dust!
About this Design Join the Silent Hill Running Team. Running from pyramid head and the nurses is something any gamer who has played it is used to. Just imagine it the next time you're on a treadmill, nerd.
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Silent Hill Running Team T-Shirt
Silent Hill Running Team T-Shirt
Join the Silent Hill Running Team. Running from pyramid head and the nurses is something any gamer who has played it is used to. Just imagine it the next time you're on a treadmill, nerd.
About this Design Show both your love of LOTR and your enthusiasm for running with this design! This design features an illustration of Gimli and reads "Dwarf Running Team: Natural Sprinters, very dangerous over short distances.
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Dwarf Running Team T-Shirt
Dwarf Running Team T-Shirt
Show both your love of LOTR and your enthusiasm for running with this design! This design features an illustration of Gimli and reads "Dwarf Running Team: Natural Sprinters, very dangerous over short distances.
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