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Best Selling I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles + Running

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About this Design Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
About this Design Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
About this Design If you run like a snail then this shirt is for you! Perfect for working out and going on very sluggish jogs!
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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Snails T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Snails T-Shirt
If you run like a snail then this shirt is for you! Perfect for working out and going on very sluggish jogs!
About this Design Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
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I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day T-Shirt
Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
About this Design I run, but I run slow. I run slow so I can make everyone else look good! Show your sense of humor and hatred for cardio with this humorous and lazy design!
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I Run Slow T-Shirt
I Run Slow T-Shirt
I run, but I run slow. I run slow so I can make everyone else look good! Show your sense of humor and hatred for cardio with this humorous and lazy design!
About this Design REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
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I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) T-Shirt
I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) T-Shirt
REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
About this Design Running sucks, but you got to get that cardio from somewhere. Show that you are a reluctant fitness nut the next time your in the gym with this workout design. This anti running shirt features the phrase "Running Always Reminds Me Of How Much I Hate Running.
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Running Always Reminds Me Of How Much I Hate Running T-Shirt
Running Always Reminds Me Of How Much I Hate Running T-Shirt
Running sucks, but you got to get that cardio from somewhere. Show that you are a reluctant fitness nut the next time your in the gym with this workout design. This anti running shirt features the phrase "Running Always Reminds Me Of How Much I Hate Running.
About this Design No matter how good you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown!
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I Run Better Than The Government T-Shirt
I Run Better Than The Government T-Shirt
No matter how good you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown!
About this Design No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown!
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I Run Better Than The Government T-Shirt
I Run Better Than The Government T-Shirt
No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown!
About this Design No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!
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I Run Better Than The Government T-Shirt
I Run Better Than The Government T-Shirt
No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this shirt is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Trump, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!
About this Design Everybody can talk big, but can they bring it? Call bitches on their bluff in the gym with this Run More Than Your Mouth shirt!
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Run More Than Your Mouth T-Shirt
Run More Than Your Mouth T-Shirt
Everybody can talk big, but can they bring it? Call bitches on their bluff in the gym with this Run More Than Your Mouth shirt!
About this Design No one likes running and it's about time everyone admits that. UNLESS IT'S TO CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK. Show off your un-athletic side with this lazy fitness design and get that ice cream!
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The Only Running I Do Is After The Ice Cream Truck T-Shirt
The Only Running I Do Is After The Ice Cream Truck T-Shirt
No one likes running and it's about time everyone admits that. UNLESS IT'S TO CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK. Show off your un-athletic side with this lazy fitness design and get that ice cream!
About this Design There are two types of things that should be mixed in this world: Running and Forrest Gump. You just felt like running and so did he, so keep this design in mind. Let people know you're not running because of the Apocalypse or after being mugged.
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I Just Felt Like Running T-Shirt
I Just Felt Like Running T-Shirt
There are two types of things that should be mixed in this world: Running and Forrest Gump. You just felt like running and so did he, so keep this design in mind. Let people know you're not running because of the Apocalypse or after being mugged.
About this Design Some people run to get fit. Some people run to feel better! Some people, (like me) run to get to a piece of pizza quicker than anyone else. I know my priorities.
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I Run! (For Pizza...) T-Shirt
I Run! (For Pizza...) T-Shirt
Some people run to get fit. Some people run to feel better! Some people, (like me) run to get to a piece of pizza quicker than anyone else. I know my priorities.
About this Design I run, and then I run and hide like cat runs away from a bath because I hate doing cardio. Just like a lazy cat, I hate physical activity, especially cardio.
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I Run Like A Cat T-Shirt
I Run Like A Cat T-Shirt
I run, and then I run and hide like cat runs away from a bath because I hate doing cardio. Just like a lazy cat, I hate physical activity, especially cardio.
About this Design "I Used To Hate Running. I Still Do But I Used To, Too." Show that you don't want to be put down for cardio with this , reluctant runner's shirt. This tee is perfect for anyone who's least favorite part of the gym is running.
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I Used To Hate Running T-Shirt
I Used To Hate Running T-Shirt
"I Used To Hate Running. I Still Do But I Used To, Too." Show that you don't want to be put down for cardio with this , reluctant runner's shirt. This tee is perfect for anyone who's least favorite part of the gym is running.
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