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About this Design Yeah I'll lift for you, as long as you give me a tasty glazed donut at the end of the workout. Donuts are incredible and those barbells, dumbbells or kettlebells aren't going to be lifted without a little motivation. So grab me a case of donuts, so when I am done pushing up some heavy shit I have a tasty strawberry filled treat waiting for me.
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Will Lift For Donuts T-Shirt
Yeah I'll lift for you, as long as you give me a tasty glazed donut at the end of the workout. Donuts are incredible and those barbells, dumbbells or kettlebells aren't going to be lifted without a little motivation. So grab me a case of donuts, so when I am done pushing up some heavy shit I have a tasty strawberry filled treat waiting for me.
About this Design When it comes to your workout, you should only worry about lifting weights. Lifting hate won't get you anywhere. If you're constantly judging others, where will you find the time to better yourself? So pick up those weights to get fit because running your mouth doesn't actually get you anywhere.
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Lift Weights Not Hate T-Shirt
Lift Weights Not Hate T-Shirt
When it comes to your workout, you should only worry about lifting weights. Lifting hate won't get you anywhere. If you're constantly judging others, where will you find the time to better yourself? So pick up those weights to get fit because running your mouth doesn't actually get you anywhere.
About this Design Burpees: 0 people like this. Seriously. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I love doing burpees, said no one never. Going to the gym for a good workout and being fitness obsessed might be our thing but there still isn't anyone in the world who loves burpees. Share the burpee hate with this Facebook parody shirt.
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Zero People Like This T-Shirt
Burpees: 0 people like this. Seriously. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I love doing burpees, said no one never. Going to the gym for a good workout and being fitness obsessed might be our thing but there still isn't anyone in the world who loves burpees. Share the burpee hate with this Facebook parody shirt.
About this Design Burpees: 0 people like this. Seriously. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I love doing burpees, said no one never. Going to the gym for a good workout and being fitness obsessed might be our thing but there still isn't anyone in the world who loves burpees. Share the burpee hate with this Facebook parody shirt.
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Zero People Like This T-Shirt
Zero People Like This T-Shirt
Burpees: 0 people like this. Seriously. Zero. Zilch. Nada. I love doing burpees, said no one never. Going to the gym for a good workout and being fitness obsessed might be our thing but there still isn't anyone in the world who loves burpees. Share the burpee hate with this Facebook parody shirt.
About this Design I am so ready to paint my body and cheer for my football team. I will live and breathe football and tailgate harder than anyone ever has before. I LOVE FOOTBALL!
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I am so ready to paint my body and cheer for my football team. I will live and breathe football and tailgate harder than anyone ever has before. I LOVE FOOTBALL!



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