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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles + Lifting

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About this Design I was meant to kill this workout, not the other way around! Just put me out of my misery already! Everything hurts and I'm dying.
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Kill Me Tank Top
Kill Me Tank Top
I was meant to kill this workout, not the other way around! Just put me out of my misery already! Everything hurts and I'm dying.
About this Design Too Magical For Cardio. Show that you are a beautiful majestic unicorn who refuses to be put down for cardio. This design is perfect to rock while lifting heavy weights in the gym.
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Too Magical For Cardio Tank Top
Too Magical For Cardio Tank Top
Too Magical For Cardio. Show that you are a beautiful majestic unicorn who refuses to be put down for cardio. This design is perfect to rock while lifting heavy weights in the gym.



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About this Design I can do more than just cardio, I can lift, and do push ups and burpees too. Wear this shirt while you lift at the gym and prove that you can do more than cardio.
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I Do More Than Just Cardio T-Shirt
I Do More Than Just Cardio T-Shirt
I can do more than just cardio, I can lift, and do push ups and burpees too. Wear this shirt while you lift at the gym and prove that you can do more than cardio.
About this Design Remind yourself why you workout at the gym with this fitness design that says "Stronger Than I Used To Be" Because you're body is a work in progress and you're going to keep on improving.
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Stronger Than I used To Be T-Shirt
Stronger Than I used To Be T-Shirt
Remind yourself why you workout at the gym with this fitness design that says "Stronger Than I Used To Be" Because you're body is a work in progress and you're going to keep on improving.
About this Design Like the shirt says the only cardio I do is running to the Christmas tree, Christmas morning or Christmas eve! Any other time I may go for a brisk walk, but I wouldn't really call that cardio. Those presents call me and I have to get their quickly to get them. So if you want me to run any other time of the year than you are sore out of luck unless there is a christmas tree at the finish line!
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The Only Cardio I Do Is Running To The Christmas Tree T-Shirt
The Only Cardio I Do Is Running To The Christmas Tree T-Shirt
Like the shirt says the only cardio I do is running to the Christmas tree, Christmas morning or Christmas eve! Any other time I may go for a brisk walk, but I wouldn't really call that cardio. Those presents call me and I have to get their quickly to get them. So if you want me to run any other time of the year than you are sore out of luck unless there is a christmas tree at the finish line!
About this Design Whatever gains you're making, you'll probably making more progress than congress! Show off your political frustrations at the gym with this, "Gaining More Progress Than Congress" fitness design! Perfect for lifting, gaining, running, fitness humor, and gym humor.
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Gaining More Progress Than Congress Racerback Tank Top
Gaining More Progress Than Congress Racerback Tank Top
Whatever gains you're making, you'll probably making more progress than congress! Show off your political frustrations at the gym with this, "Gaining More Progress Than Congress" fitness design! Perfect for lifting, gaining, running, fitness humor, and gym humor.
About this Design Whatever gains you're making, you'll probably making more progress than congress! Show off your political frustrations at the gym with this, "Gaining More Progress Than Congress" fitness design! Perfect for lifting, gaining, running, fitness humor, and gym humor.
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Gaining More Progress Than Congress Tank Top
Gaining More Progress Than Congress Tank Top
Whatever gains you're making, you'll probably making more progress than congress! Show off your political frustrations at the gym with this, "Gaining More Progress Than Congress" fitness design! Perfect for lifting, gaining, running, fitness humor, and gym humor.



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