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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles + Nerds

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About this Design No one likes running and it's about time everyone admits that. UNLESS IT'S TO CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK. Show off your un-athletic side with this lazy fitness design and get that ice cream!
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The Only Running I Do Is After The Ice Cream Truck T-Shirt
The Only Running I Do Is After The Ice Cream Truck T-Shirt
No one likes running and it's about time everyone admits that. UNLESS IT'S TO CHASE DOWN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK. Show off your un-athletic side with this lazy fitness design and get that ice cream!
About this Design Doing the warrior pose and aligning my Chakras, I am! Gotta keep in shape mentally and physically to use the force, you know! We do not try yoga here, we only do!
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Baby Yoga Coffee Mug
Baby Yoga Coffee Mug
Doing the warrior pose and aligning my Chakras, I am! Gotta keep in shape mentally and physically to use the force, you know! We do not try yoga here, we only do!
About this Design Doing the warrior pose and aligning my Chakras, I am! Gotta keep in shape mentally and physically to use the force, you know! We do not try yoga here, we only do!
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Baby Yoga T-Shirt
Baby Yoga T-Shirt
Doing the warrior pose and aligning my Chakras, I am! Gotta keep in shape mentally and physically to use the force, you know! We do not try yoga here, we only do!



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About this Design REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
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I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) T-Shirt
I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) T-Shirt
REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
About this Design Are you a big Star Wars fan? Do you train and lift so hard you can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? You must be the Han Solo of running and fitness!
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I Train So Hard I Can Make The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs T-Shirt
I Train So Hard I Can Make The Kessel Run In Less Than 12 Parsecs T-Shirt
Are you a big Star Wars fan? Do you train and lift so hard you can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? You must be the Han Solo of running and fitness!



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