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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles + Slow

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About this Design Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.
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Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.
About this Design I Run, I'm slower than a horde of paralyzed shuckle stampeding through route 2 but I run.
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I Run Slower than a Horde of Shuckle T-Shirt
I Run Slower than a Horde of Shuckle T-Shirt
I Run, I'm slower than a horde of paralyzed shuckle stampeding through route 2 but I run.



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About this Design Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
About this Design Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles T-Shirt
Be proud of every effort you put into being more active! Sure you may run slower than a herd of turtle stampeding through peanut butter but a least you run.
About this Design If you run like a snail then this shirt is for you! Perfect for working out and going on very sluggish jogs!
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I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Snails T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than A Herd Of Snails T-Shirt
If you run like a snail then this shirt is for you! Perfect for working out and going on very sluggish jogs!



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About this Design Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
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I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day T-Shirt
I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day T-Shirt
Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
About this Design Sorry, if you're running behind me, you'd probably just better pass me. I try, I run but I only have one speed and that is slow as a turtle.
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I Only Have One Speed T-Shirt
I Only Have One Speed T-Shirt
Sorry, if you're running behind me, you'd probably just better pass me. I try, I run but I only have one speed and that is slow as a turtle.
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