Lazy Jokes

I'm not lazy, I just a lot of horizontal life pauses. On the couch. With some oreos. And Netlix streaming. Possibly a cat as well. What, like it's Friday night? Oh wait, it is. Whatever.

I would lift, but then again I'm just as lazy as any house cat. There's no point to getting out and going to the gym because who cares about fitness. Your care level is just above the same level as the laziest cat in the world, and that means you ain't going anywhere but the couch (or bathroom). So, get some popcorn because you're going to be marathoning your favorite show.

I'm not the one who's being lazy, my diet is. Diets are the worst, so let's shame and blame your diet for your laziness! Tired of eating boring diet food? Wear this shirt and shame your diet with this humorous and lazy design!

You're not always lazy, but when you are, you're ironic about keeping it low key. This lazy day design features the text "Low Key Lazy" for lounging, napping, avoiding adult responsibility and being lazy, but keeping it totally low key.

I'll stop being so lazy when being lazy stops being so awesome! Be lazy and look awesome in this cool shirt!

I'm a lazy bum... just kidding. I mean seriously look at this body I obviously workout.