Marathon Jokes

If you're training for a marathon you get bragging rights, even if it's a Netflix marathon! Get some laughs and stay lazy with this design for netflix marathoners!

December is more like just an entire 30 day Christmas celebration, so when it comes time for the Christmas movie marathon (whether it's tv or netflix) make sure everyone knows how long you've been training for this moment with this christmas movie shirt! And when you watch them in the off season, that's just more awesome Christmas marathon training!

This , sporty shirt features the phrase "if marathons were easy they'd be called your mom" and is perfect for training for running a marathon or half marathon! Ideal for the gym, running, jogging, training, and getting fit!

Seriously I just ran a marathon, but you didn't see me do it because I'm Quicksilver. Show off your speedy mutant running skills with this nerdy, humorous and athletic design!

"Run a marathon" they said. "It'll be fun" they said. Well I've got to run 26.2 miles for a free banana and I don't think I'm gonna make it. At least they'll know it wasn't my fault if they read my marathon shirt while I've passed out at the finish line.

This marathon shirt is great for all the runners and marathoners who actually hate running and would prefer a good jog instead like they're "training for a half half half half marathon." This fitness shirt is perfect for fans of running , running shirts and fitness .