Running Humor

When running, run like a magical unicorn. Wear this ridiculous, yet awesome shirt while you run around like a majestic beast.

...What a stupid question. When you're out there, hitting the pavement, mile after mile, there's nothing sweeter, nothing stronger. So remember to get in your cardio- when you're stuck betwen "to run" and "not to run," just lace up your shoes and head out the door. Whether you're a champion of the track, the treadmill, or the trails, grab this fierce fitness shirt and hit the ground running.

Running, cheaper than therapy. And in all honesty, way more fun. You get fit, that adrenaline's pumping and you just feel good about yourself. Hooray for running!

Run DMC Forrest Gump parody.

When in doubt, run. This could be advice on staying active, or advice to take in when you're being chased by boars. Up to you, really.

Cardio is for good for one thing. Survival. Don't let those high-on-life running fools convince you otherwise, you're too smart for that! Get ready to do some cardio exercise or just hang around the couch (at your own risk) with this workout shirt!