Scissors

When we're kids all we are taught is that we shouldn't run with scissors. Which you still hold dearest to your heart, you never run and you never run with scissors. You haven't lied to your teachers since then, so you can't be called a liar. Sit back on the couch, eat some pizza and watch some netflix. Possibly cut out some fitness models from magazines, just to keep your scissor hand in tip top shape.