Workout Gifts

I only workout because I really, really, really like beer. Do anything to avoid a beer gut and drink away with this athletic and hilarious, workout shirt. This is perfect to wear while partying and drinking with friends, or at the gym lifting weights and getting swole.

Thanks, Satan. You send us Cinnabon to tempt us, and burpees to ish us. Ain't that just how it goes? Regardless, by the end of your set, you'll likely be writhing on the ground and foaming at the mouth, so it all shakes out in the end. Before you hit the gym (or get swallowed whole into the fiery pits of Inferno), grab this cute workout shirt today!

I like to workout, just kidding I hate working out. I may still do it though because I guess physical health is kind of important. But when it comes to fitness I'd rather not. Lifting and fitness just really aren't my thing you see.

Workout checklist: Stand up. Stretch. Straighten Blankets. Lay Down In Bed. Sleep. I mean, at least you did some exercise. Getting out of bed for a moment should count as a workout. Fitness is hard, being lazy and taking naps and sleeping is so much easier and let's face it, way more satisfying. So you can go to the gym, I'll be off in dreamland for a lil while with this canvas design.

Workout checklist: Stand up. Stretch. Straighten Blankets. Lay Down In Bed. Sleep. I mean, at least you did some exercise. Getting out of bed for a moment should count as a workout. Fitness is hard, being lazy and taking naps and sleeping is so much easier and let's face it, way more satisfying. So you can go to the gym, I'll be off in dreamland for a lil while with this canvas design.

Workout checklist: Stand up. Stretch. Straighten Blankets. Lay Down In Bed. Sleep. I mean, at least you did some exercise. Getting out of bed for a moment should count as a workout. Fitness is hard, being lazy and taking naps and sleeping is so much easier and let's face it, way more satisfying. So you can go to the gym, I'll be off in dreamland for a lil while with this pillow design.