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Run Like A Vogon Is About To Read Poetry Behind You T-Shirts
Run Like A Vogon Is About To Read Poetry Behind You Tee
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Ohh, nope nope nope. Anytime you can hear a Vogon Captain warming up his intergalactic sonnet about slimy green discharge, it's time to make like an Arcturan Mega-horse and hoof it outta there. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, get your cardio in style with this nerdy fitness shirt. Don't panic! JUST RUN.

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Ohh, nope nope nope. Anytime you can hear a Vogon Captain warming up his intergalactic sonnet about slimy green discharge, it's time to make like an Arcturan Mega-horse and hoof it outta there. Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, get your cardio in style with this nerdy fitness shirt. Don't panic! JUST RUN.

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Petchula F.2021-07-20

Perfect

Perfect
Color black
Size lg
Ashley S.2021-07-02

Best shirts in my wardrobe!

Loved the shirts!!! I want to get more soon!!!
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Ori D.2021-06-19

Super Comfy

This shirt is absolutely perfect! Soft and comfortable, and fit perfectly.
Color athletic_gray
Size 2x
Angelic G.2021-06-18

LOVE!

This is the 2nd order I've placed and both times my items have shipped quickly. The shirts are great quality and the sizing was pretty spot on.
Color black
Size md
Winnie H.2021-06-17

My New Favorite Shirt

It is so soft, comfy, and the print is adorable! I love it!
Color athletic_gray
Size 3x
Jessica S.2021-06-16

Love it!

Love it, can't wait to wear it out!
Color black
Size 3x
Myah C.2021-06-14

I love the T-shirt’s. Very

I love the T-shirts. Very soft and of great quality.
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Mary T.2021-06-14

Freaking Awesome

I absolutely love my new t-shirt! It's exactly as pictured and 100% cotton, which feels so soft. The sizing is generous, too. Great buy! Shipping was fast--no complaints at all.
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Forrest P.2021-06-13

Love it!

It’s funny. I get lots of laughs from people and it’s comfortable.
Color athletic_gray
Size sm
Oriana C.2021-06-12

I love it!

I love it! It looks just like the picture!
Color dark_athletic_gray
Size md
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