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Ideal Weight (Puppies) Tank Top
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My ideal weight is 32 adorable little puppies on top of me. If you've ever fantasized about being covered in a living blanket of warm little pups then this shirt is for you. Ideal for dog lovers, people who love puppies, pet-owners, people who run animal shelters, and canine lovers everywhere. Perfect for parties, walking your dog, or just looking creepy at school.

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My ideal weight is 32 adorable little puppies on top of me. If you've ever fantasized about being covered in a living blanket of warm little pups then this shirt is for you. Ideal for dog lovers, people who love puppies, pet-owners, people who run animal shelters, and canine lovers everywhere. Perfect for parties, walking your dog, or just looking creepy at school.
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My ideal weight is 32 adorable little puppies on top of me. If you've ever fantasized about being covered in a living blanket of warm little pups then this shirt is for you. Ideal for dog lovers, people who love puppies, pet-owners, people who run animal shelters, and canine lovers everywhere. Perfect for parties, walking your dog, or just looking creepy at school.

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Carlos D.2019-08-10

Love it!

Love it!
Color black
Size md
Carlos D.2019-08-10

Love it!

Love it!
Color black
Size md
Kevin A.2019-08-08

Good

Good
Color heathered_blue_bc
Size lg
Tara W.2019-07-29

Love my tank!

I am in love with this tank! Soft, great quality, and so fun. It had a strong chemical smell when I got it, but I washed it right away and it is fine. I’m assuming from the ink but no biggie!
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Melanie A.2019-07-28

So Disappointing

I really wanted to like this shirt, but I had to send it back. The quality of the shirt is poor and it's not made to fit a woman. It is too big on top: there is a huge gap between the underarms and the shoulders; it is built like a muscle shirt. A great pity because I really wanted this shirt.
Color heathered_blue_bc
Size md
Noah G.2019-07-23

Love it!

Really nice quality shirt!
Color heathered_blue_bc
Size md
Michael C.2019-07-21

Great design

Great design
Color white
Size md
Stephanie J.2019-07-19

Recipient thrilled

Bought this for my friend. They're very happy with it. Only problem is the sizing: in order for it to fit their chest, the sides are now gaping. There's not a lot the company can do about it, but be aware if you have an ample chest that you're either going to need to modify the sides or wear something under it. (unless you're comfortable with your bra and some sideboob showing, which my friend isn't)
Color black
Size 2x
MaryBeth F.2019-07-18

Love this tank! Especially loved

Love this tank! Especially loved meeting other nerds at the gym while wearing it, haha
Color heathered_blue_bc
Size 2x
Jonathan G.2019-07-17

The tank top is super

The tank top is super comfortable and looks amazing, definitely will be ordering more items in the future
Color white
Size lg
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