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Turtles Do Nothing And Live For 150 Years Tank Top
Turtles Do Nothing And Live For 150 Years Tank
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Turtles Do Nothing And Live For 150 Years Tank Top

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Why die young doing a bunch of things, when you can seize the nothing and live forever? Live slow and die whenever like a really chill tortoise. Not even sloths compare to this level of lazy.

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