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Your Half Assed Excuses Aren't Going To Burn Calories T-Shirt
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Your Half Assed Excuses Aren't Going To Burn Calories T-Shirt

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No excuses people! You're going to have to work out or get off the exercise train! Calories aren't going to burn themselves with this "Your Half Assed Excuses Aren't Going To Burn Calories" design.

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