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My Thighs Don't Touch Because I'm Fat T-Shirt
My Thighs Don't Touch Because I'm Fat Tee
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My Thighs Don't Touch Because I'm Fat T-Shirt

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Who cares if your thighs touch! Don't let society's standards of beauty get you down, you are a gorgeous mermaid! Now go strut your stuff, or flap your fins. Just go be a mermaid and be proud!

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Lauren P.2019-08-23

Awesome shirt!

Looks great
Color black
Size xl
Rachel S.2019-08-21

Nice shirt, true sizing

Nice shirt, true sizing
Color athletic_navy
Size sm
Courtney T.2019-08-17

Great product

Great product
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Courtney T.2019-08-17

Great product

Great product
Color black
Size md
Deb T.2019-08-12

Love it!

I ordered a larger size than I need, as I wanted it oversized....it probably would fit to size if one ordered it to fit.
Color athletic_navy
Size lg
Charles K.2019-08-12

nice shirt, good price

nice shirt, good price
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Donna B.2019-08-05

Good price, quality, and fast shipping

I love the shirt. It was on sale, so I thought I would give It a try. Would definitely buy from them again.
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Nikki P.2019-08-03

Wonder twins activate!!

We love our new wonder twin shirts!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Kat V.2019-07-23

Great shirt!

Great shirt!
Color athletic_gray
Size sm
Tracy D.2019-07-19

This shirt makes me laugh

This shirt makes me laugh every time! I love it!
Color athletic_navy
Size sm
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