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My Thighs Don't Touch Because I'm Fat Baseball Tee
My Thighs Don't Touch Because I'm Fat Baseball
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Who cares if your thighs touch! Don't let society's standards of beauty get you down, you are a gorgeous mermaid! Now go strut your stuff, or flap your fins. Just go be a mermaid and be proud!

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Amanda A.2019-09-18

Soooooo cute!

I'm planning to wear this for a library Halloween event, the shirt is a little thin, and fits a little big but it is such a cute design I know it will be a big hit!
Color white_black
Size lg
CaSandra C.2019-07-13

Cute

Really cute and creative. Love it. Fits well.
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Sarah K.2019-07-11

Snug and thin

I’m between an xl and 2xl, so when I got the xl I knew it’d be a bit snug. I was expecting the material to be a bit thicker, though, as it’s fairly thin and thus translucent. It’ll be good for layering though.
Color white_black
Size xl
Amber M.2019-05-29

Festive

festive!
Color white_red
Size xl
Edwin B.2019-04-26

Would Shop Here Again

Good fit!
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Tori S.2019-03-17

I love it!!

I love it!!
Color white_black
Size 2x
Margo B.2019-02-22

I love it. It’s perfect

I love it. It’s perfect
Color white_black
Size xl
Yolanda C.2019-02-16

He loved it!

He loved it!
Color white_dark_green
Size lg
Eileen D.2018-12-29

Arrived early.

Arrived early.
Color white_black
Size xl
Chaney D.2018-11-28

So excited!

Love my shirt and can’t wait to wear it to holiday parties!
Color white_black
Size md
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