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My Thighs Don't Touch Because I'm Fat T-Shirt
My Thighs Don't Touch Because I'm Fat Tee
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Who cares if your thighs touch! Don't let society's standards of beauty get you down, you are a gorgeous mermaid! Now go strut your stuff, or flap your fins. Just go be a mermaid and be proud!

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Cassie C.2019-02-18

The shirt was super soft,

The shirt was super soft, and definitely fit true to size! The shirt quality is so excellent, you really do get what you pay for here! The shirt does have a vinegar smell when it first comes in, but they even have a tag that tells you what to do to fix it. Just wash in cold water and it's perfect. But I honestly sprayed one of mine with febreeze and it was fine. These shirts make awesome workout shirts!
Color pool
Size xl
Katherine S.2019-02-18

Amazing shirt made of good

Amazing shirt made of good material!!
Color black
Size 3x
Christine R.2019-02-13

Super cute!

Love the look and feel of this shirt.
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Melissa C.2019-02-13

SNAPE HP t-shirt

I love this shirt. The play on words is perfect for any Harry Potter fan & especially any Slytherin Professor Snape lover. Its super original & wearing it to the Wizarding World
Color black
Size xl
Kaelah W.2019-02-11

New fave

Bomb shirt, love it.
Color black
Size md
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