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If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories T-Shirts
If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Tee
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If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories T-Shirts

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If only sarcasm burned calories. If only sassiness lead to fitness. Show you're better sarcasm than you are a cardio with this funny design.

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Brooke c.2021-01-25

Great product. Love it.

Absolutely LOVE this shirt!!
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Cayla F.2021-01-25

Love it!

The shirt is so soft and the fit us actually flattering!
Color black
Size lg
Emily M.2021-01-24

I love love love these

I love love love these shirts comfy and badass
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Michelle W.2021-01-22

As good as I hoped it would be!

Shirt is well made and the fit is just right—not too tight, not too loose. Exactly what I wanted for Inauguration Day!
Color navy
Size 2x
Lacy L.2021-01-21

Love it

I was unsure about quality, but I love it. Fits perfect.
Color athletic_gray
Size sm
Robyn L.2021-01-21

Super soft and true to

Super soft and true to size
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Brianna S.2021-01-20

It's so cute i want

It's so cute i want it as a tattoo
Color black
Size 2x
Michael A.2021-01-20

Awesome shirt

Awesome shirt
Color white
Size 3x
Amanda O.2021-01-19

Gorgeous

Looks exactly as I expected
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Size lg
Amanda O.2021-01-19

10/10

Better than I expected.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
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