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Avocado Toast Ruined My Life Greeting Card
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Avocado Toast Ruined My Life Greeting Card

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I could have had it all… if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this funny Millennial design.

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I could have had it all… if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this funny Millennial design.

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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

Super cute

Super cute
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Stephonie R.2019-05-14

My boyfriend loved it as

My boyfriend loved it as did I
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Joan W.2019-05-07

Love these unique & high

Love these unique & high quality cards!
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Vanessa A.2019-04-21

Unexpectedly Awesome

When people open cards, they don’t expect something that’s a little odd, and telling them that they are ‘not the worst’, is a delightful backhanded compliment that I endorse!
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Jessica R.2019-04-09

Fun card

This is a really fun card. I look forward to giving it to my friend. Please get more every day cards like this.
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