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I Don't Do Cardio Because These Colors Don't Run Socks
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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns when working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag but you don't do cardio because these colors don't run!

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Colleen G.2018-12-30

Comfortable and fun!

The socks are very comfortable and fun! They are not too tight on the ankles and don’t fall down.
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Cindy N.2018-12-29

They are rad!

They are rad!
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Barbara H.2018-12-21

Great unique socks!

Awesome quality and clear printing Would buy again and recommend!!
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Dawn H.2018-12-19

Great gift!

Gave these as a gift and they were a hit! Just a little too big.
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Barbara M.2018-12-03

Great Socks

Great Socks
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