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A Haiku About Burpees Tank Top
A Haiku About Burpees Tank
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A Haiku About Burpees Tank Top

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Burpees, the absolute worst form of exercise ever invented. More like torture, really. Get fit and stay in shape with them, but hate it every step of the way, whether your speciality is lifting or cardio, so show your least favorite exercise who's boss with this fitness gym shirt!

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Burpees, the absolute worst form of exercise ever invented. More like torture, really. Get fit and stay in shape with them, but hate it every step of the way, whether your speciality is lifting or cardio, so show your least favorite exercise who's boss with this fitness gym shirt!
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