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I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) Racerback Tank
I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) Racerback
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REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.

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REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
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REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.

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All Junior's Athletic Racerback Product Reviews

(4.3) 32 Reviews

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Randi N.2019-03-31

Love it!

Going to be perfect for my BRIT Floyd show!
Color black
Size sm
Lina S.2019-03-29

Perfect fit. Looks great and

Perfect fit. Looks great and it arrived earlier than expected.
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Julie B.2019-03-17

Great t-shirt

Gray is dark for the design, but love it overall
Color black
Size sm
Maura N.2019-03-13

Beware of Junior-Sized Items

This item runs small and the fit choices don't really apply. I am usually an Adult SMALL, but I will order a medium when I am unsure of fit. I ordered a Medium; it was ridiculously small (even for a junior). The customer service was extremely helpful (so thank you for that), and suggested I try the XL just to be on the safe side. I have to say: I still have the Medium and when the XL arrived, I compared the two...they are practically the same shirt. The XL doesn't fit me any better. It's almost laughable. I am returning both, though the service, at least, has been very good!
Color lavender
Size md
Karla T.2019-03-10

Perfect tank top!!

It’s exactly what the picture looks like and it’s very good quality. The topic is amazing 😊
Color light_pink
Size 2x
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