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Squatting My Adipose Off T-Shirt
Squatting My Adipose Off Tee
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Squatting My Adipose Off T-Shirt

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We aren't all time lords with the ability to regenerate our bodies like the Doctor, so we better keep it fit. You never know if they Doctor will choose you as his next companion so you better squat to deal with cybermen, daleks, or whatever else could come your way. Adipose might be cute but they're little balls of fat, so make sure you start sweating at the gym before you become one of them.

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We aren't all time lords with the ability to regenerate our bodies like the Doctor, so we better keep it fit. You never know if they Doctor will choose you as his next companion so you better squat to deal with cybermen, daleks, or whatever else could come your way. Adipose might be cute but they're little balls of fat, so make sure you start sweating at the gym before you become one of them.
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Tonya L.2018-09-16

Loved it

Shirt fit well out of the box and felt great.
Color black
Size 2x
Christopher B.2018-09-15

This shirt turns heads!

Great soft shirt, quality printing and an awesome parody for the tea hers out there.
Color black
Size 2x
Jack S.2018-09-14

I love this shirt

I saw a similar shirt on a Pinterest post and had to have it.
Color black
Size 3x
Evelyn D.2018-09-13

Fast Delivery

Love the shirt and the color is great. Thank You!
Color pool
Size 2x
erika l.2018-09-13

So soft

Fit is definitely slim but the fabric is that nicer thin soft material. Will absolutely be buying another shirt from here!
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