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Couch Protector Crewneck Sweatshirt
Couch Protector Pullover
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Couch Protector Crewneck Sweatshirt

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.
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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.

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Hethyre T.2019-01-15

Cute but runs small

Very cute but runs small
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size 3x
Beth A.2019-01-14

Very comfortable!!

Very comfortable!!
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Lauren H.2019-01-13

Love it! Normally wear one

Love it! Normally wear one size smaller. I recommend ordering up, but I also prefer my sweatshirts loose and slouchy.
Color heathered_oatmeal_ra
Size xl
Theresa F.2019-01-08

Perfect fit

Perfect fit
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size 3x
Allison S.2019-01-04

Super soft! So worth the

Super soft! So worth the money.
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
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