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Couch Protector Racerback Tank
Couch Protector Racerback
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Couch Protector Racerback Tank

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.
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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.

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All Women's Raw Edge Racerback Product Reviews

(4.7) 191 Reviews

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Sheri W.2019-09-08

Love it!

Bought this for my sister's birthday, and she loves it.
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Rachel L.2019-09-05

Can I give this shirt over 5 stars?

This is the most comfortable shirt I own now! Very well made and kept the other parents at the playground away from me! Absolutely perfect!!
Color heathered_black
Size xl
Leanne O.2019-09-03

I love the shirt but...

I love the shirt, soft and nice design. But I ordered a size up and it was still too small.
Color indigo
Size lg
Anna S.2019-08-31

Love the fit and feel!

Love the fit and feel!
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size md
Anna S.2019-08-31

Just as ordered - love

Just as ordered - love the feel and fit of these tanks!
Color heathered_gray_nl
Size lg
Ivy M.2019-08-24

Love it!

Super cute and super comfortable. Size is accurate also.
Color heathered_aqua
Size md
Zoë H.2019-08-24

Halloween is my favorite holiday,

Halloween is my favorite holiday, so this is perfect.
Color heathered_black
Size lg
Zoë H.2019-08-24

Describes me perfectly.

Describes me perfectly.
Color vintage_purple
Size lg
Rachel J.2019-08-14

Love my shirt

Love my shirt
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Katie D.2019-08-11

Great!

Very cute - exactly what I expected.
Color heathered_red
Size md
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