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Couch Protector Racerback Tank
Couch Protector Racerback
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Couch Protector Racerback Tank

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.
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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy gear.

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All Junior's Athletic Racerback Product Reviews

(4.4) 24 Reviews

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Trevor P.2019-02-09

Sizes Run Small

Sizes run very small.
Color white
Size md
Chloe P.2019-02-03

SO SMALL

I ordered a large. It says “large” ..but dont let that fool you. It’s a small. Turned it into a gift for my skinny friend.
Color white
Size lg
Rebecca L.2019-01-31

Love It!

Fabric is strong but soft and comfortable. Great fit. I absolutely love it! As a reference for anyone trying to figure out their size, I'm 5'3 and typically wear a size 4-6. The medium fit me just right :)
Color black
Size md
Michelle B.2019-01-01

Great!

Perfect saying, great fit, fast delivery!
Color lavender
Size lg
Laura M.2018-12-29

New favorite shirt!

I loved this design so much, and I'm very impressed with the quality of the printing. Shirt fits well, but I usually wear a small and this time got a junior's large. Pay attention to the sizing info, and you should be fine! Worth the money. It's my new favorite shirt!
Color lavender
Size lg
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