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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Hooded Sweatshirt
I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Hoodie
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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Hooded Sweatshirt

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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.

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