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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Crewneck Sweatshirt
I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Pullover
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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.

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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.

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Hethyre T.2019-01-15

Cute but runs small

Very cute but runs small
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size 3x
Beth A.2019-01-14

Very comfortable!!

Very comfortable!!
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Lauren H.2019-01-13

Love it! Normally wear one

Love it! Normally wear one size smaller. I recommend ordering up, but I also prefer my sweatshirts loose and slouchy.
Color heathered_oatmeal_ra
Size xl
Theresa F.2019-01-08

Perfect fit

Perfect fit
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size 3x
Allison S.2019-01-04

Super soft! So worth the

Super soft! So worth the money.
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
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