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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Racerback Tank
I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Racerback
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I Run Like A Freshly Birthed Calf, But I Run Racerback Tank

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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.

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Listen, I may look like a knobby-kneed newborn cow covered in various fluids, but I sure as hell am lapping everybody still on the couch. No one's really paying attention to how you run anyway, so don't even worry about it! Whether you're at the gym or on the trails, grab this ironic fitness shirt and rep your awkward running style with pride.
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