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I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Baseball Tee
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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.

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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
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