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I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day

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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.

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Our Men’s Crewneck Sweatshirt is made from a soft french terry fabric, and they feature a crew neck, with sleeve and bottom hems for durability. Great for layering. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 55% Cotton and 45% Polyester.{{ sku }}
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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.

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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
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Caressa D.2018-10-08

Puuuurfect!

Soft, cute, and in love!
Color heathered_oatmeal_ra
Size lg
Brandi G.2018-10-07

I bought this for a

I bought this for a gift and the recipient loved it.
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Size lg
Joya P.2018-10-05

Perfect!

Perfect!
Color purple
Size md
Ginger E.2018-09-28

Cute, not super warm

I love it, I’m just bummed that it’s not soft and fleecy on the inside.
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Size xs
ashley r.2018-09-23

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