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I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Tank Top
I Run Slower Than Congress On A Hot Day Tank
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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.

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Hoofah. Gotta keep up the pace! Sure I may run slower than the entire Legislative Branch, but I'm still sure as hell lapping everybody on the couch. Whether you're running in the gym or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and sweat out your cardio in the most ironic way possible.
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Natalie W.2018-09-13

Love this shirt! Great customer

Love this shirt! Great customer service!
Color gold
Size md
Maggie S.2018-08-16

TANKIE TOP

I love these tank tops.
Color white
Size 2x
jeana h.2018-08-15

Awesome shirt! Fits tts

Awesome shirt! Fits tts
Color Heathered Gray
Size medium
Rachel F.2018-08-15

Excellent design!

Excellent design!
Color Heathered Gray
Size medium
Donna G.2018-08-13

“CUTE”

Everyone loved the shirt, couldn’t have come at a better time, as the coach was drilling team on calling the ball. I ordered mans shirt because I didn’t t like the style of women’s, however, if the shirt is for female, sports bra or undershirt is necessary, I wish the top/sleeve was a little wider too, school policy is credit card width on sleeveless tops and this one was just under that. Overall, a great product with a cute print for a good price!
Color Black
Size x-large
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