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I'm making a list and checking it twice, buddy- that's for dang sure. Nothing get's my heart pumping than a cartload of holiday shopping, rattling down the aisles at alarming speeds. And if there's one item left on the shelf, you better believe I'm going to go down fighting. If you get your cardio in with raucous amounts of bargain hunting this winter season, grab this Christmas shirt for your next trip.

Okay come on Santa is fat, and people love santa, so why should I have to to go to the gym? Be proud of your holly jolly belly with this anti workout gym shirt for eating milk and cookies and embracing your beautiful curves this holiday season! Perfect for any elf, reindeer, or snowman looking to accept the gift of not having to work out.

Zach, look out! If the Raincoat Killer ever gets us, we'll never figure out the mysteries behind Greenvale and the mysterious red seeds. We know it has something to do with that upside-down peace mark, right, Zach? Let's mull it over with another cup of coffee. When you feel like rocking your Deadly Premonition love during your morning run, grab this nerdy video game fitness shirt and book it like you're trying to get Sigourney's pot home before it gets cold.

Oh the lovely kingdom of Gondor. Get swole and train to fight in the war of five kings with this design featuring an illustration of the white tree of Gondor and a pair of hand weights along with the phrase "Lifting Hard From Here to Gaindor." Get your gains on in any gym in middle earth with this nerdy fitness workout gear.

Is your diet full of Iron? Not from eating iron rich food, but from the fact that you just pump iron all day everyday? Hit the gym with this "My Diet Is Rich With Iron" design and let the ladies (and men) know that you can fit in with the big dogs. Don't forget to flex for the whole gym to see those guns.

Defend the second amendment every day at the gym while you pump up your guns while working out and getting swole. You'll need those muscles to carry your kegs and for saluting the flag because you are the training to be an american badass while protecting life, liberty, and the pursuit of abs.