Marijuana

My workout motto is simple: no pain, no beer. Show you will workout for beer with this workout design.

Run now, wine later. Let's get this workout over with so we can get home and drink some delicious wine. Not saying I don't love fitness, not gonna whine about the hardwork, I just need some sweet reward for drinking.

Work Out? Oh man, I thought you said let's go smoke out. Who wants to go workout when you could easily go smoke a bowl and grab some pizza? I mean, afterwards could be an alright time to hit the gym but come on, there's nothing better than a little bit of smoking that will make you realize that you don't need to hit the treadmill just that really good Chinese restaurant down the street.

Bitch less, squat more! Nobody in this gym wants to hear your whining, we're all here to focus and train hard. Full on beast mode can't happen with you bitching all the time, so shut up and do more squats if you truly care about your fitness.