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Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of 45 Greeting Cards . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Fitness Food Running Jokes Humor Cardio Lifting Funny Christmas Drinking Jog Sassy Track Archie Avocado Gains Lazy Parody Riverdale Run

Luke I am Your Spotter Greeting Card

Luke I am Your Spotter Greeting Card

Luke I am your spotter.

Weird Flex But Okay Buff Cat Greeting Card

Weird Flex But Okay Buff Cat Greeting Card

Weird flex, but okay. Show this strange standing cat has the weirdest of flexes with this design.

Gains Retro Rainbow Greeting Card

Gains Retro Rainbow Greeting Card

Gains Gains Gains! Show your love of vintage type treatments, rainbows and GAINS with this cute throwback gym workout fitness-themed design.

This Witch Runs Greeting Card

This Witch Runs Greeting Card

This witch runs! Show you're a witch who loves cardio with this witchcraft, crystal, and runner inspired design.

Follows Workout Workout Doesn't follow back unfollows workout Greeting Card

Follows Workout Workout Doesn't follow back unfollows workout Greeting Card

Follows workout. Workout doesn't follow back. Unfollows workout. Show that you follow for follow only with this social media and fitness inspired design.

I Can't Run Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I Can't Run Anymore Take Me In Your Arms Jesus Greeting Card

I can't run anymore. That's it. I'm done for. Take me in your arms, Jesus. This struggling runner design is perfect for the next time you're at the gym, on a jog, or running a marathon.

I'll Be Swole For Christmas Greeting Card

I'll Be Swole For Christmas Greeting Card

If only in my dreams... Get festive at the gym with this , "I'll Be Swole For Christmas" holiday fitness design! Perfect for lifting, getting swole, and making those holiday gains!

Baby It's Swole Outside Santa Greeting Card

Baby It's Swole Outside Santa Greeting Card

Show off your love of the most magical time of the year with this super cute and buff, swole Santa, workout humor, Christmas greeting card! Let the world AND Santa know that all you want for Christmas is to workout and get FIT!

Baby It's Swole Outside Snowman Greeting Card

Baby It's Swole Outside Snowman Greeting Card

Looks like there's a chance of SWOLE outside today! Show off your winter muscles with this , "Baby It's Swole Outside" swole snowman design! Perfect for a winter workout, gym humor, lifting and snowmen parodies!

Boos Your Daddy Greeting Card

Boos Your Daddy Greeting Card

Boos your daddy? Show you're horny for a haunting with this buff sexy ghost design.

Thick Thighs & Good Vibes Greeting Card

Thick Thighs & Good Vibes Greeting Card

Show that you're all about curves and good times with this cute top.

Time for Cardi....Oh look, Weights! Greeting Card

Time for Cardi....Oh look, Weights! Greeting Card

Time for cardi....oh look, weights! Show that you're all about those weights at the gym with this lifting inspired design.

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat Down Low If You Believe Greeting Card

Squat! Everyone squat if you believe! Clench those cheeks and drop it low for Tink one more time with this Tinker Bell parody inspired design.

I Run Like the Winded Greeting Card

I Run Like the Winded Greeting Card

I run like the winded. Show that you'll run, but you'll also huff and puff the whole time with this runner design.

Raccoon Running Team Let's Eat Trash Instead Greeting Card

Raccoon Running Team Let's Eat Trash Instead Greeting Card

Raccoon Runners unite! Or maybe just eat some garbage, individually. Get some laughs and some snacks with this workout inspired design.

I'd Rather Be in the Mountains Greeting Card

I'd Rather Be in the Mountains Greeting Card

I'd rather be in the mountains. Show that you're favorite place is the mountains with this great outdoors inspired design.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate Everyone Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate Everyone Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate everyone burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if general disdain burned calories with this sassy design.

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I Wish Pretending Not to Hate My Job Burned Calories Greeting Card

I wish pretending not to hate my job burned calories. Show you'd never have to workout again if job dissatisfaction burned calories with this sassy design.

National Running Away From My Problems Champion Greeting Card

National Running Away From My Problems Champion Greeting Card

National running away from my problems champion. Why deal with your problems when you can run from them? Show that you're amazing at shirking your responsibilities with this running-inspired design.

The Only Six Pack I Want Donuts Greeting Card

The Only Six Pack I Want Donuts Greeting Card

The only six pack I want. Show that you'd prefer a six pack of doughnuts to six pack abs with this foodie inspired design.

Does Knitting Count as Cardio? Greeting Card

Does Knitting Count as Cardio? Greeting Card

Does knitting count as cardio? Show that knitting is your favorite workout with this knitter's design.

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody Cares About Your Workout Routine Greeting Card

Nobody cares about your workout routine. Show that you couldn't give less of a crap about other peoples fitness with this , sassy design.

Training to Lift a Buster Sword Greeting Card

Training to Lift a Buster Sword Greeting Card

Training to lift a Buster Sword. That's a big old sword. Show your love of old-school RPGs the next time you're at the gym with this Final Fantasy 7 inspired design.

No Pain No Cake Greeting Card

No Pain No Cake Greeting Card

My workout motto is simple: No Pain No Cake. Show that you lift weights now so you can lift forks later with his gym design.

If You Stick a Pin In Me Greeting Card

If You Stick a Pin In Me Greeting Card

If you stick a pin in me carbs and wine will come out. Show that you're on an all carb (and grape) diet with this wino inspired design.

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness More like Fitness Whole Cupcake Greeting Card

Fitness? More like fitness whole cupcake into my mouth. Show the only thing you want to lift is more cupcakes into your mouth with this lazy fitness design.

Keep Your Eye on the Pie Greeting Card

Keep Your Eye on the Pie Greeting Card

Keep you eye on the pie. Get pumped for pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving with this cute pie enthusiast inspired design.

Looking Like a Snack Greeting Card

Looking Like a Snack Greeting Card

Looking like a snack. Show your love for avocados with this foodie inspired design.

Avocado Toast Ruined My Life Greeting Card

Avocado Toast Ruined My Life Greeting Card

I could have had it all... if it weren't for avocado toast. Show your love of delicious brunch food has sucked away all your money and now you will never EVER be a home owner with this Millennial design.

I'm On a Wine Cleanse Greeting Card

I'm On a Wine Cleanse Greeting Card

I can't go to Taco Bell Karen, I'm on an all wine diet! Show you're committed to cleansing your body with fermented fruit juice in this wine design.

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